Sponsorship!

Yes, the crafty capitalist that is El Benda has made yet ANOTHER stunning victory. First it was opening up a successful America-themed restaurant. Now, its securing our first sponsor for Noth, You?

DRINK JONES SODA~
(un)official Drink of Noth,you!

Basically, all this means is that I, El Benda, will receive $ 15.45 per laugh. Good and 6012 will also get $14.88 per laugh. (I got the increase because I'm dating/fornicatin' with Mr. Jones Cola's lovely daughter, Telly -WHOOPs, now the secret is out of the bag). Anyway....

SHAMEMLESS PLUG TIME
Jones Sodas!
They taste almost like real soda!

Fabulous Flavors include:
-Sea Salt and Mayonaise Soda
-Sweet Meat BBQ Beet Soda
-Turpentine Cream Soda
- Gefilte Fish Soda (The Chosen Soda of yours jewry)
- Dirty Water Hot Dog Soda
- Red Bean Soda
- Jade Curry Soda

Jones Soda uses only the finest High Fructose Corn Syrups and processed sugars.
Artificial Flavors? You betcha!

Try all seven flavors! At the same time!
JONES SODA: If you don't drink them, you're a KAPUS!


(THE FINE PRINT: Jones Cola is not our real Sponsor. But if you're reading this, Mr. Jones, shoot me a line. Lets talk business. I think it could be highly profitable for me, and marginally significant for you. Like being your future son in law? Wink Wink. Secret shake, you get the deal.)