NothFest!

Hey you!

Yeah, you!

You can't fool me. You are sitting alone in your room, looking around for others. But no one is there but you.

Yes, I'm talking to you! Sitting at the computer in your underwear.

We know you love reading Noth, You?. Heck, who doesn't? (besides Amish, but that's cuz they shun anything practical). It gets you through the day. You read as much as you can, and check the site compuslively for updates. Well, loyal fans, have we got news for you.

In honor of the greatest blog known to man, Good, El Benda, and 6012 are having a fest. A Nothfest. THIS WEEKEND!

Yes, the three wise bloggers are having a meeting of the minds. This is an exclsusive event!

FROM THE PRESS GUIDE:

"NothFest 2010:
The First Annual Weekend Celebration of the Greatest Blog Known to Man.

Come see Good, 6012, and El Benda in person. Marvel at their handsome looks and courteous ways. Allow them to sign your shirts and other overpriced merch. Let them hit on your sister while you go to pee."

In honor of the new year, we're having an executive event to discuss the finer points of living AND celebrate 6 months of still caring to blog. All stockholders in the company are invited, free of charge. For all others, pay a flat fee of $60.12 to our Swis Bank account.

Proud Sponsors of Nothfest;
Jones Soda
Shoney's
6012 Industries
And
SINGSTAR Entertainment



Event Highlights Include:
-Keynote Speeches from El Benda, Good, and 6012 on a variety of modern topics that of the utmost importance
- Blossum Marathon
-The Jane Jones Honorary Roundtale Debate (TBD)
-The Jim Iriquoi Midnight Jam-Fest for EARS
-Fits of the Jones
- Coffee Tasting
- Grammar Slammer Session
-Charity work
-Yelling at Taxi-cabs.

PLUS - POTENTIAL CAMEO's from Master Jeri-jet, Professor T and A KAPUS!
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AND MORE!

BUT WAIT!
Want to come to this otherwise private event? We're giving away two free tickets to NothFest (you just pay for shipping and handling and fees). All you have to do is leave a haiku in the comment box discussing why YOU Want to come to Nothfest. Bonus points for complex rhyme schemes.

OH MY GOD. I CAN'T WAIT!