Wednesday, December 23, 2009

GET IT!??!?!

Here at Noth you, we consider ourselves purveyors of sweet phrases. We've introduced and educated you on proper phrases like "Jones" and 07. Well, now is time for a new phrase:


"GET IT?!??!?! GET IT??!?!?

And its SO EASY To use!

Steps for proper usage:

1) Tell obnoxiously obvious pun in remarks to someone's comment
2) Let the person roll their eyes.
3) Look at the person.
4) Yell out, "GET IT?!??!"
5) Proceed to explain obvious pun.
6) Repeat "Get IT??" as many time as needed. Extra times for emphasis can be effective, but a simple yelling once also has a strong effect. You can also add in assorted gestures and winks as needed.


Examples:
A)
(Good and 6012 are at a centrally located park, watching ducks in a pond)
6012: Those are some big ducks. I bet the tourists feed them a lot.
Good: I think they're hungry now. Lets feed them some QUACKERS
6012: (sighs, rolls eyes)
Good: GET IT?!?!
(pause)
Good:They're ducks. They quack! Quack sounds like the first part of crackers, a food you would eat. They're ducks. if they are hungry, they eat QUACKERS
6012: (sighs)
Good: GET IT!?!?!? GET IT??!!

B)
El Benda: What's your favorite video game?
6012: Mega Man
El Benda: You would say you are a huge fan of it?
6012: (sigh) El B, pleas-
El Benda: You're a MEGA FAN??? GET IT?!?!
6012: Shut -
El Benda: Becuase its your favorite game, you are clearly a fan! Fan rhymes with MAN. GET IT? GET IT? GET IT??

The great thing about this phrase is that you can use it whenever. All you need is a touch of terrible wit, and you are good to go. You can use it anywhere, too!
-Spice up your boring business meeting!
-Yell it to your religious leader!
-Yell it out in the theater! Make a pun about the actors hairlines. Bonus points if it is while seeing "Ole Yeller"

GET IT??!? GET IT?!!? BECAUSE YOU'RE YELLING OUT AT A FILM THAT SHARES A SIMILAR TITLE! GET IT!?!??! GET IT??!

EL BENDA: DEFINITELY GETS IT
6012: GETS IT SOMETIMES
GOOD: ON ODD-NUMBERED DAYS IN MONTHS WITH 31 DAYS


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