Good Profiles: Killers, The

The Killers became a band in 1990 when the band members were students in the public schools of Seattle, WA. They used to talk to Nirvana on the phone, but that privilege was taken away when Kurt Cobain was called too late on a school night. Cobain's mother was upset by this and, to this day, hates The Killers. The Killers became famous when they played music at a bar one night and everybody liked it. They've made ten albums: The Killers' First Album, The Killers' Second Album, We Will Kill, We Killed, When Should We Kill, Now?, We Are The Killers, Band Name ---> Social Behavior?, The Killers Celebrate Chinese New Year, The Killers Greatest Hit(s), and The Killers Are Back.

Above is a picture of The Killers. From left to right:

Mutey: He has never said a word ever. He stands next to Drewski and pretends to play bass.

Drewski: Retired fashion diva, he sings. He is the self-described leader and founder of the band. He gathered the crew together in order to form a short-lived pop boy band to impress his math teacher, but the immediate success forced the band to play forever...for...everrrrr.

Weird Face: Weird Face got his name because his parents needed to change his name so he wouldn't always think he was being made fun of. His original name was Weird Hair. Weird Face plays drums and always looks like he's hiding a secret joke from someone. Weird Face pushed for the name, "The Killers" because he wanted to seem tough.

Jim Morrison's brother: He isn't really Jim Morrison's brother, but The Killers used this to get fans. Also, when he makes that face, he looks like that famous picture of J.M. (you know, the one every tool-douche has a poster of?). Jim Morrison's brother plays the hair-guitar machine. You'll have to look it up on Wikipedia because I am not an expert, and everyone hates someone who explains something they know absolutely nothing about. People magazine reported last week that they want to kick Jim Morrison's brother out of the band because his eyes are too close together, and he is usually sad. Also, Mutey is mad at him for something that neither of them will talk about.

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