Never Have I Ever...

There's this hot new drinking game taking place on a Friday night near you. The name of the game is "Never Have I Ever".

I know, it sounds like one of those really confusing drinking games where it takes ten rounds to learn completely (I usually pass out after three rounds of Bum Crevice, but I digress). It's easy. I promise.

Actually, I don't know how to play.

This one time, I was watching The O.C. on DVD. Every time someone said "oh, seven," I drank a little. I learned that people on the west coast of the United States don't use the same nonsensical banter that I use in every day speech.

I really hope that my Mom will bring Oreos from the grocery store.

Never have we ever...

6012: Never have I ever 6012'd a moose.

El Benda: Never have I ever cheered for the Purple Parrots.

Good: Never have I ever been Bad.