Monday, August 17, 2009

Learn to Say #2

Learn to say shown.

Shown is a definitive statement. It is also an adequate response to any type of question.

It has a rare use as a closer for any type of insult.

Example 1:

6012 asked, "Hey, Good, did you buy tickets to the El Benda vocal performance at Madison Square Garden?"

Good answered, "Shown!"

Example 2:

Good insulted 6012 by accusing him of something.

Good alleged, "You're David isn't even the Gnome. . .SHOWN!"

(Note that the shown reinforces the slam that the insult means to present)



*Shown can also be used as a replacement for any obsenity.

**My favorite use of shown is to scream it out of my car window in lieu of yelling, "F--- you, person innocently walking on the sidewalk!"

1 comment:

XYZ123 said...

The only thing better than using Shown in public, is a well placed shown as you escrot your date back to her door.